The Centrist Note
For information on Denton Cohen (Celebrity Horse), visit wikipedia.com/celebrityhorsedentoncohen.
Denton Cohen (Mischief-maker) was born in Columbia, SC at the age of seven. He’s currently a freshman at American University, studying Political Science and Object Permanence.
Denton is known to enjoy Waffle House, Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009), and shanghaiing sailors. His talents include: .
He joined OASN in the Spring of 2019, fresh off a stint touring with the Hex Girls. He is best known for his hit single, Cubes! (2006). He is rumored to “have a thing going on” with Mrs., Mrs. Jones, though those reports are unconfirmed.